‘I have, with my bare hands, changed my “WIN.INI” and “CONFIG.SYS” settings. This may not mean much to you, but trust me, it is a major accomplishment. Albert Einstein died without ever doing it.’ — Dave Barrt
‘It would not surprise me if, one of these days, large men appeared on my doorstep and said, “Mr. Barry, we have come to take you to the arena where, in accordance with the binding contract you signed when you purchased your house, you must fight Zomba The Death Snake.”’ — Dave Barry
You will learn, young one.