Luckily for him.
Got to work on her aim.
Better luck next time Delores.
He didn’t think she still cared so much.
Also, it is Potted Plant Abuse Day.
What makes it more funny is, his name is Herb, and he has a pot problem.
She needs more flower power.
Take my ex-wife. Please!
When you care enough to send the very best…
A country singer named Kacey Jones (R.I.P.) had a song called “I Miss My Man (But My Aim’s Getting Better).” You can find it on YouTube, along with her “(I Hate Your Lousy, Rotten, Stinkin’ Guts) But I’m Not Bitter.”
I don’t miss my first husband (the ex) at all.
… but they’ll always have Paris!
Next time X marks the spot. :)
It was not his first close shave of the day.
Let begonias be begonias!
Say it with flowers.
If she really missed him, it would have been nakedly rather than barely. I nude you would like to know.
Try again tomorrow…on “Ex-Ex-Spouse Day” …!
Hilarious gag! :)
Happy 8th birthday to my goat Hopedale! :-)
What did that poor plant do to deserve such treatment?
He missed his Ex…as often as he possibly could!!
She should have started higher.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Luckily for him.
sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 month ago
Got to work on her aim.
Sue Ellen about 1 month ago
Better luck next time Delores.
Doug K about 1 month ago
He didn’t think she still cared so much.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Also, it is Potted Plant Abuse Day.
Lady loves a joke about 1 month ago
What makes it more funny is, his name is Herb, and he has a pot problem.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
She needs more flower power.
Lotus about 1 month ago
Take my ex-wife. Please!
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
When you care enough to send the very best…
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
A country singer named Kacey Jones (R.I.P.) had a song called “I Miss My Man (But My Aim’s Getting Better).” You can find it on YouTube, along with her “(I Hate Your Lousy, Rotten, Stinkin’ Guts) But I’m Not Bitter.”
ladykat about 1 month ago
I don’t miss my first husband (the ex) at all.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
… but they’ll always have Paris!
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
Next time X marks the spot. :)
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 month ago
It was not his first close shave of the day.
Angry Indeed about 1 month ago
Let begonias be begonias!
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
Say it with flowers.
cactusbob333 about 1 month ago
If she really missed him, it would have been nakedly rather than barely. I nude you would like to know.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Try again tomorrow…on “Ex-Ex-Spouse Day” …!
Bob Scott creator about 1 month ago
Hilarious gag! :)
Nobody_Important about 1 month ago
Happy 8th birthday to my goat Hopedale! :-)
buflogal! about 1 month ago
What did that poor plant do to deserve such treatment?
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
He missed his Ex…as often as he possibly could!!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
She should have started higher.