Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
C about 1 month ago
If it’s modeled after a departure gate then it’s actually that other place
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
Do they charge for luggage in Heaven? And is there a First Class section?
rob.home about 1 month ago
Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ralph’s not too happy.
Imagine about 1 month ago
What about the people with the frequent flyer cards?
luca.debus creator about 1 month ago
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
i’m thinking this would be boarding group 1….
WDDIM about 1 month ago
I hope there’s still room in the overhead bins when I get in.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
Some pay for the private club at Club 10. It’s just down that flight of stairs…
JamieLee Premium Member about 1 month ago
I like the guy checking his watch, like he has somewhere else to be!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
It figures… they always get boarded first!
(What’s wrong Ralph… limb rats not allowed in?! Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well at least Heaven won’t be like Southwest Airlines, when the boarding procedure is "One through Forty…………GO!
Cerabooge about 1 month ago
Did they just take a flight on a Boeing plane?
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Ha! Good, Too Good! This is why I hate optimists!
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Now, that would be a great wedding ceremony.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
They have to go through rehab before passing further.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Ah yes … the fate of clouds 1 through 8 is to wait …!
( gotta go )
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
If you wanna get to heaven, you have to go through Dallas-Ft. Worth and then connect in Chicago.
787 about 1 month ago
…and your luggage goes to Atlanta.