Steve arrived early for his haircut appointment and was patiently waiting while the barber finished up with another customer..
The customer was loudly bragging about how he is not only the best mailman in the area, but he has slept with numerous women over the course of his career.
“Why, I’ve even slept with every woman on Maple Street except one,” he boasted. Steve’s ears perked up because he and his wife live on Maple Street, but Steve chose to say nothing.
The mailman finished up, left the barbershop and Steve received his haircut. He quickly went home to his wife and told her about the mailman that had slept with every woman on the street except one.
Steve’s wife exclaimed “I bet it’s that stuck up Karen across the street! She’s such a prude!”
For you science people:The lightning also causes the piezoelectric effect, which generates high enough voltages to initiate plasma flows —electrical breakdowns via magnetic forces (q.v., Faraday’s Law)— within the crust and fusion which produced new chemical elements, many radioactive. Also, it can accelerate break down of radioactive materials by an unreal speed (in 1999, Germany’s Dr. Fritz Bosch showed that, for the rhenium atom, this “decreases its half-life more than a billionfold—from 42-billion years to 33 years.”).
Reminded of the play Boeing, Boeing in which the advent of faster planes upsets a swinger’s schedule with three stewardess fiances arriving almost simultaneously.
Anybody here who likes to explain in simple words how it works that earthquakes can generate lightning? I really would love to know but have kind of a mushy brain right now.
Thanks for jogging my memory, in reading about the New Madrid Earthquake and the Mount St. Helens eruption both instances created lightning from what I remember of my reading about them.
I have often wondered if the USGS Geologist that Radioed the Vancouver USGS office telling them “this is it” and the trailer he was in were ever found?I do know that the Washington National Guard collected many dead sasquatch bodies in the blow down area and tarped them and eventually burned all the bodies in place.
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
One time I had five extensions altogether.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
I was shocked by the last earthquake J was in…
Bilan about 2 months ago
Yes, some flights arrived very early, but some flights were very late.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
Early Arrival
Steve arrived early for his haircut appointment and was patiently waiting while the barber finished up with another customer..
The customer was loudly bragging about how he is not only the best mailman in the area, but he has slept with numerous women over the course of his career.
“Why, I’ve even slept with every woman on Maple Street except one,” he boasted. Steve’s ears perked up because he and his wife live on Maple Street, but Steve chose to say nothing.
The mailman finished up, left the barbershop and Steve received his haircut. He quickly went home to his wife and told her about the mailman that had slept with every woman on the street except one.
Steve’s wife exclaimed “I bet it’s that stuck up Karen across the street! She’s such a prude!”
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 months ago
How long was the flight for those going the other way?
dwdl21 about 2 months ago
Flew from Montreal to Rome this past November, arrived 50 minutes early…lol
frank_t_novak about 2 months ago
the only good snake is a DEAD snake
steveconkey2003 about 2 months ago
What’s funny is the equal number of flights in the opposite direction were late or had to stop for fuel.
xWing Dragon about 2 months ago
For you science people:The lightning also causes the piezoelectric effect, which generates high enough voltages to initiate plasma flows —electrical breakdowns via magnetic forces (q.v., Faraday’s Law)— within the crust and fusion which produced new chemical elements, many radioactive. Also, it can accelerate break down of radioactive materials by an unreal speed (in 1999, Germany’s Dr. Fritz Bosch showed that, for the rhenium atom, this “decreases its half-life more than a billionfold—from 42-billion years to 33 years.”).
DawnQuinn1 about 2 months ago
Get this, scientists now claim that lightning does not go from the atmosphere down to the earth, but actually from the earth up to the sky.
gcarlson about 2 months ago
Reminded of the play Boeing, Boeing in which the advent of faster planes upsets a swinger’s schedule with three stewardess fiances arriving almost simultaneously.
JustPlainBob about 2 months ago
I always wondered how a skinny pimply faced teenager like me could attract some of the loveliest girls in town until I read about pheramones.
oish about 2 months ago
800 mph is still slower than the Concord
silberdistel about 2 months ago
Anybody here who likes to explain in simple words how it works that earthquakes can generate lightning? I really would love to know but have kind of a mushy brain right now.
oakie817 about 2 months ago
i wafted reading this
mindjob about 2 months ago
When I waft, it’s not pheromones
leon zaharis about 2 months ago
Thanks for jogging my memory, in reading about the New Madrid Earthquake and the Mount St. Helens eruption both instances created lightning from what I remember of my reading about them.
I have often wondered if the USGS Geologist that Radioed the Vancouver USGS office telling them “this is it” and the trailer he was in were ever found?I do know that the Washington National Guard collected many dead sasquatch bodies in the blow down area and tarped them and eventually burned all the bodies in place.
richardclayton1000 about 2 months ago
I wonder how the airplanes flying against those winds made out.
egadi'mnotclad about 2 months ago
Thank you for giving me a heads-up on the moth. Maybe now won’t stop the presses when on lands on my face.