Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 27, 2024

Getting “swatted” by Marmaduke is much worse.

Priorities my dear, priorities.

Pat her head, and tell her she’s a good girl, while you’re at it.

Because you never ask.

Because you’re not a spoiled rotten Great Dane!

“Because we’ve got kids.”

Get over yourself, you can fluff your own pillow, Marmaduke would have a harder time doing it.

Think Phil will now have that on his “Honey do” list.

Don’t answer the question Phil as it is a no win answer.

Start curling up on his lap and lavishing him with sloppy, wet, unconditional loving kisses and he’ll add you to the list.

In the beginning when you and Phil were still dating and not married with the family, then he would plump your pillow alright!

Because you can’t get upset like Marmaduke…

Because you are not Marmaduke

I love the expression on Marm! He’s having some dog gone fun!

Marm likes to sleep with a pillow, just in case.

Is he getting ready to smother him?

Because, Marmaduke …… Rules …. ;)

Being Marm has its privileges.