Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 20, 2024

Chalkie: Reality Invoker.

So, I missed the story, or forgot it. Why does Chalkie let Andy mooch off him?

I guess life is just full of disappointments.

You can’t please everyone.

Oh, I think the Vicar would actually enjoy seeing that drunk kicked out of the pub.

Don’t worry Vicar, Andy and Chalkie promise not to tell anyone they saw you at the pub.

The vicar should mind his own business.

Stop being nosy Vicar.

I bet Andy’s feelings are hurt now!

Simple solution “DON’T LOOK!”

Time to go now, Vicar.

Or even after he’s been inside for 5 minutes.

Coming from a man who drinks wine at 7AM!

Should have invited the good Vicar in for a pint.

Chalkie has a point.

Well Vicar, what make’s you think we give a rip?

Touche. Nice one Chalkie. Spot on. Stobbed Andy in the back ole buddy.

They’re performing their own form of communion.

Typical sanctimonious cheapskate clergyman. The least the Vicar could do is go in and buy the lads a round!

They needed a story line?

So then Vicar don’t look!! That is the cure for you & walk on another street.

Mind your own beeswax, Vicar.

Be size they are best criemdd

Because they are best friends

As they would say in England, “Bugger off.”