Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 23, 2024

Neon Deion Moron is so full of himself!

Reeks of ozone.

C’mon, Dr. Tszap isn’t the right man (and name) for this job?!

I can. It smells like ozone.

I definitely don’t wanna smell like him.

Stick your finger in a light socket. You’ll get the essence of Lightning.

Ozone?

Well, there’s ozone after a lighting strike. The scent has been described like chlorine, bleach, electricity, or burning plastic.

Why not add lightning to your product? As an electrical engineer, I know exactly what smell lightning has. Like most people, I dislike the smell. I have created it (both the smell and the lightning). Its chemical components can aggravate respiratory illnesses and oft repeated exposure may cause lung damage. Therefore, adding it to a cosmetic product, though not a good idea, is fun in a comic strip. On the other hand, adding a contained form of lightning itself to the packaging, you can get that for twenty bucks on Amazon.

The odor for lightning is the smell of ozone, trust me.

Smells like ozone?

The odor for lightning? Easy – what does electricity smell like?

Something with a clean scent because he is all washed up.

The odor for lightning would be ozone mixed with petrichor

Which came first…the lightning or the thunder?

Coach Attention (W)hore strikes again!