It the most stoopidly dumb question asking in interview. What is me some sortsa soothsayer or sometheeng to looks into crystal ball and says where me be after five years?
To answer that question when I was 22 would have been nothing but BS. Answering that question today, fifty years later, saying “If I’m not feeding the worms I’ll be reading GoComics.” is only being truthful.
I was asked that at an interview about 20 years ago. I started laughing and said “who knows, if you had asked me that 5 years ago, it would NOT have been sitting here with you needing a job”. He said “fair enough” and offered me the job.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Hopefully in a job where they won’t ask me inane questions like “Where do I see myself in 5 years?”. So, did I get the job?
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 month ago
“Concession” booth.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
I don’t think it’d take five years for him to be in prison.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
Where do I see myself in five years? The same place I do now… in a mirror.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Sitting here reading the comics.
Gent about 1 month ago
It the most stoopidly dumb question asking in interview. What is me some sortsa soothsayer or sometheeng to looks into crystal ball and says where me be after five years?
Lenavid about 1 month ago
Interviewing for Hillary’s bodyguard?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
lmao
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wow! That was some serious Situational Reasoning Abilities!
… you’re hired!
Totalloser Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think I might use that instead of my answer:
A retired lottery winner
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
To answer that question when I was 22 would have been nothing but BS. Answering that question today, fifty years later, saying “If I’m not feeding the worms I’ll be reading GoComics.” is only being truthful.
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
the guy’s management material…
purepaul about 1 month ago
Sometimes it’s best to not be so truthful. That’s especially true if you’re speaking the human weasel in HR
rodney about 1 month ago
I was asked that at an interview about 20 years ago. I started laughing and said “who knows, if you had asked me that 5 years ago, it would NOT have been sitting here with you needing a job”. He said “fair enough” and offered me the job.
Doug K about 1 month ago
So he told him where he would see himself in five years (in prison).
He’s now obligated to kill him (if he’s true to his word).
luca.debus creator about 1 month ago
Sincerity goes a long way. Especially if the prison is far!
Ivan the Terrible about 1 month ago
My priorities of the day are: 1. Go Comics, 2. Jumble and 3. Rest and relax for the rest of the day.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
You’re hired! Go to work immediately in our Legal Department! Mr. Trump, we have our Man!!
robwalt Premium Member about 1 month ago
My entire life is summed up in one comic. :)
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Hopefully in a job where they won’t ask me inane questions like “Where do I see myself in 5 years?”. So, did I get the job?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Instead of selling concrete, he’ll be in a concrete cell.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Sometimes a little white lie is more appropriate.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Another response that was sure to get him hired would be “Your seat”.
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
Hmm, seems like a Catch 22.
pepper zeppelins about 1 month ago
“Bermuda, maybe — IF my embezzlement plans work out.”