So a guy enters a monastery and is told he’s allowed 2 words every 5 years. 5 years goes by and he says “food bad!”…5 more years, and he says “bed hard!”…after 5 more, he says “I quit!”. The two head monks are talking and one says to the other “just as well…all he ever did was complain!”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 months ago
He’s going “monk” fishing.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago
What makes you say that?
Nachikethass 2 months ago
Maybe he just wants to amplify some other sound?
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 2 months ago
Looks like that guy is too!
nancyb creator 2 months ago
He’s not going to vocalize, anyway.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
And yours was just renounced.
Out of the Past 2 months ago
I said, Get off my lawn!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
It sounds fishy but Larry wants to reiterate the importance of the Friday fast.
MRC112 2 months ago
If I’m being picky – one of them already has and another is likely to.
oakie817 2 months ago
you just did too
Munch 2 months ago
Brother Larry has had enough!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Larry Costello’s gonna yell “Hey abbot!!”.
cuzinron47 2 months ago
He’s gonna say it loud and proud.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago
Maybe he’s decided to belch the first three verses of Hey Jude (see today’s The Duplex)
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Sometimes you just gotta let it out.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
So a guy enters a monastery and is told he’s allowed 2 words every 5 years. 5 years goes by and he says “food bad!”…5 more years, and he says “bed hard!”…after 5 more, he says “I quit!”. The two head monks are talking and one says to the other “just as well…all he ever did was complain!”