Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 15, 2024

My brother says, use her head for the ball. (I won’t let him see the comics anymore—I promise.)

Cheerleading?

Brutality?

Then what is it then?

How about whining, pouting, and tantrum throwing?

Drama, to win a penalty.

“Get them! Stop them! Block that goal!” Wait, is that Zoe or the parents? (My kids played soccer)!

Walking off the field after the game….

“The range she displays shrieking is absolutely otherworldly!”

Snacks.

Hey that would fall under communication.. I am certain that is on the list.

Sitting on the bench.

well why not! :L

I have a granddaughter like that.

Help here: Do parents get these input requests by email and they’re just multiple choice?

I played soccer for a while when I was Zoe’s age. I think my major strength was stripping all the seeds off of a plaintain seedhead in a single go. :-D (I was much more effective on the swim team.)

Ah..spatial awareness.

Zoe’s strength is that %50 of the time she kicks the ball in the right direction

How about being a DIva?

She can ref.

Yes, tattling for sure. She is a master-tattler… a perfected art form

Thinking outside of the box.

There should be a place for “Other_________________________________________”

Maybe it should be an option.

I’d suggest telling everyone what they should be doing, if done right then captain, but I suspect it wouldn’t be just bossy and wrong so best position would be left back in changing rooms

Drawing fouls…..

How about tattling on teammates?

But it’s reality!