Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 13, 2024

“Screwdini.”

Wow. What a great magician. I hear he can saw his "assistants’ in half…quarters…eighths…

But only once.

Where’s the saw?

It’ll make the viewing easier.

That casket won’t seal and has been ruined. He should have sawed his legs off at the knees and stuffed them in his pants. Nobody’s going to look.

You no want him to rest in one piece eh.

THE DEAD GUY LOOKS ALIVE WHILE THE MORTICIAN LOOKS NEARLY DEAD.

Now you see him ….

The coffin lid is in two parts. Don’t have an open casket ceremony!

be careful of what you ask…

M’eh, we can get him outa there… you wouldn’t happen to have a saw on you… would you?

I like the art and coloring in this cartoon.

Now everyone can say they saw him.

I like it! Would the open casket be split in half? Will it float? So many possibilities!

At least he didn’t saw him in half.

lol!!

In a twist of fate, the mortician pulled off his most magnificent work. A dream he sliced in two!

That must have been quite the undertaking.

…beautiful casket, tho!

he looks so lifelike. it’s like magic…