Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 08, 2024

Watch out for those New Yorkers because they bite, and they’re land creatures.

One time I was in tenth grade.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

I wonder how that bay got its name.

…But by then, it was too late to explain oxidation-reduction reactions in time to finish the test.

If you want to reduce your chances of getting bitten by a shark, stay out of the ocean.

If you want to reduce your chances of getting bitten by a New Yorker, stay out of New York.

It seems to work. I’ve never been in the ocean or New York and so far I haven’t been bitten by a shark or a New Yorker.

Not many Sharks in New York…

Hmm, 32 years and the bottle never left the Long Island area. Still faster than the Post Office though.

I’ll bet that kid expected his letter to wind up someplace exotic

I hope those New Yorkers’ all had their shots!

That’s why sharks get more respect that New Yorkers.

History of the ball cap:

Https://Www.mlb.Com/news/featured/Baseball-Cap-History-and-Timeline

This Bites!….

Https://Www.Floridamuseum.Ufl.Edu/Shark-Attacks/Odds/Compare-Risk/Nyc-Biting-Injuries/