Clay Jones for February 13, 2024

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    Pizza rat is home from Russia, but he/she still has the two day hangover. Poor Pizza rat.

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    Flashaaway  3 months ago

    I hope the husbands clean them out for alimony etc.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Two extremely stupid, delusional, and dishonest pieces of walking manure. I wonder who read their divorce papers to them…..

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Let’s see if today we can all ignore our resident trolls!

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    Is it really a surprise that they are both Single? Of course, Boebert blamed her PDA in Beetlejuice on the guy being a Democrat.

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    ibFrank  3 months ago

    I been single a long time and a lot older than them and I’m not even interested.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m surprised the flies are still alive.

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    Say What? Premium Member 3 months ago

    Aren’t those two idiots still feuding over who-knows-what?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    Pizza Rat’s tongue appears to be hanging out. I wonder why.

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    superposition  3 months ago

    “… Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.

    Boebert, who was first elected to represent Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District in 2020, announced last month she would switch districts and instead run for reelection this year in the 4th District, after its House member, Rep. Ken Buck®, decided to retire from Congress.

    The new district for Boebert would likely give her a significantly better chance at reelection if she wins the Republican nomination. She currently represents a swing district, and Boebert had seemed likely before her switch to face off a second time against Democrat Adam Frisch, whom she defeated in 2022 by fewer than 600 votes.

    The 4th District, meanwhile, is a solidly Republican district that has elected a Democratic House member only once in the past 50 years.

    But the results of the straw poll Thursday, which followed the first debate among GOP candidates running for that district, indicates Boebert may have an uphill battle. …" Thehill.Com/homenews/state-watch/4435329-boebert-colorado-district-straw-poll/

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    DangerMan  3 months ago

    Someone theorized that what’s making the ‘publicans’ heads explode is that this has intruded a kind of politics into football, one of the last bastions of manly-man conservatism. Of course the majority of those players are Black, and as such many of them are prob’ly NOT Republicans.

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    DC Swamp  3 months ago

    Mahomes was a class act in poise and humility in his post game comments. Kelce got up there and shouted Viva Las Vegas in a manner reminiscent of a cave man who just killed a mastodon for dinner. And don’t forget how he berated his coach on national TV. Dude looks like he has anger management issues, must be a leftist. Taylor Swift should steer clear here.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Super Bowl was 2 days ago and MAGAQ heads are still exploding ( or maybe Imploding ! ) to put it simply I’m loving it !

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    SheriffJohn  3 months ago

    Hand job and nut job.

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    ShadyLithand Premium Member 3 months ago

    She is nice and sane

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Another great one. I laughed so loud that I woke the dogs.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    LMAO!!!!

    Delusional, obnoxious, narcissistic, dumb as a box of rocks!

    Another great by Clay! It doesn’t get any better than this! ☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hide, Pizza Rat, or you’ll end up around bobert’s neck!

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    whiskeytangofoxtrot  3 months ago

    The flies are a nice touch.

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    The Lone Panda & Tonto  3 months ago

    BoBo and Loudmouth. A pair, to put a man into a monastery.

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    MC4802 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great game, and my team won at the last second! I’ve been a fan of Mahomes & Reid and have gotten to know Kelce much better this year, so thanks Taylor Swift for making my NFL experience all the better!

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    rossevrymn  3 months ago

    Ladies, believe it or not, personality plays a part for many of us dudes in the attraction department, which places the 2 of you somewhere around………………………….well, here’s the link to the list of synonyms for “bad sex:” Https://Www.PowerThesaurus.org/Bad_Sex/Synonyms . There’s 51 terms.

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    charliekane  3 months ago

    Whatta buncha mashuganas.

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    Escapee  3 months ago

    You smell alright!

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 3 months ago

    I didn’t care who won the game after my teams lost out in the playoffs, but when it actually became a political issue, I wanted the Chiefs to win, because Swift was on their side. She carries a lot of weight with younger voters, and I wanted them to see the couple as winners who support Biden. The MAGAts have spread the news that they do support Biden, although they don’t seem to be terribly interested in anything but each other. Granted, anyone who lets them influence their choice when voting for president is stupid, but stupid votes count exactly the same as those cast by the most politically astute person in the country.

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    piper_gilbert  3 months ago

    UGH! Coyote dates.

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    casonia2  3 months ago

    Look out, Pizza Rat! One of them broads might make you into half of a set of earmuffs. The “blonde” looks especially dangerous.

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    ShadowMaster  3 months ago

    Kelce is sane. Boo-bert is fairly attractive but so are a lot of very poisonous snakes. Empty Green the White Howler Monkey is a horse=faced loon.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Love is Blind?

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    superposition  3 months ago

    Is Boebert the new GOP female role model?

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    Victory  3 months ago

    THE PROFILE WITH THE GOCOMICS SYMBOL FOLLOWED BY .- IS FERN. THEY CHANGED AGAIN.

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    Victory  3 months ago

    I am LOVING the tattoos on empty greene!!

    Hilarious

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    EdmundBabe  3 months ago

    Conspiracy is redundant in that sentence.

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    LoveBritTV Premium Member 3 months ago

    The dress color really helps to camouflage Bobo’s gun.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 3 months ago

    Even Pizza Rat is gaggin’‼️

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    Victory  3 months ago

    THAT WAS FAST.

    THE ATTEMPT AT A DIFFERENT PROFILE DIDN’T WORK, SO NOW FERN IS USING THE NAME “UNDERCOVER FERN” (PASS IT ON), BECAUSE THEY WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THEY’RE BEING IRONIC AND/OR KIDDING. THEY’RE NEITHER.

    THEY ARE TROLLING, AND THEY WILL STILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET RESPONSES, BECAUSE TROLLS DON’T GET PAID FOR NOT POSTING.

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