Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 15, 2024

Nah, these are women. Too old for him.

I got to stop using DoorDash for my Hooters dinners.

He’s there only to get in with their daughters.

The only time I ate at a Hooters it was when two female coworkers kind of pushed it and took me. The food was really good too.

You can fool some of the people some of the time….LOL!

I remember that they tried opening one in Manhattan, a place where there are hundreds of topless and bottomless bars.

Gaetz would be lurking at Chuckie Cheez.

Personal protective equipment, commonly referred to as “PPE”, is equipment worn to minimize exposure to hazards that cause serious workplace injuries and …

It’s a wonder that they don’t fall down more.

Hooters??? Those are “Boomers”!

Matt Gaetz subpoenaed by woman he’s been accused of having sex with as a minor

Those women are all immigrants, from the island of Guernsey.

Call the police! There’s a Matt man on the loose!!

busted!

Ah yes! A man who dines in only the highest society.