Mike Luckovich for January 28, 2024

Joe Biden IS getting older. One day at a time. The orange mistake, though, is bigglier and bettlier: HE is getting older whole WEEKS or even MONTHS or YEARS at a time.

This is priceless. HAHAHAHA

He mis-identified a picture with E. Jean Carroll thinking it was his wife.

Loved seeing him identify E. Jean Carrol ( whom he’s never met?) as his wife when shown a photograph of himself with Carrol and (!) his ex. What a lummox.

AWOL and AHOL.

Melania doesn’t sleep with the Crisco Kid. She has her own wing in their maleficent mansion. She’s milking him for money leaving him to obscene and violent fantasies about Nikki Haley.

“That’s Marla.”

I used to think that when he dies the wrangling amongst his kids will make Knives Out look like a baby’s birthday party. If New York has it’s way there might not be much left.

Barbi is in trouble now!!!

E. Jean Carroll was out for a pay day.

Traitor Trump’s tiny little brain is decomposing at an increasing rate of speed. I use the term “decomposing” because it is worse than “deteriorating”—ask the next neurologist (or undertaker) you meet.

A young person needs to wait for all the pertinent data to come into their brains (working memory) to make a good decision. An old person often already has this pertinent data stored in their memory. Because of this “mental hard drive” seniors are able to continue to make good decisions even though they have less working memory. However, as we age a growing percentage of seniors begin having problems with their “processor”.

Touché, Mr Luckovich!

Wow! Nikki Haley has posed in the nude!?

No. That’s Melanie.

Biden is 81, Trump has 91 felonies pending.

Person, woman, man, camera, Nancy.

Trump does old biglier

Dear Nikki:

Jay wants his chin back.

tRUMP is loosing his wits at an alarming pace. Bodes very ill, if elected.

Couch him, Melanoma.

Sure am glad Biden helped to “unfreeze” $6 billion dollars for Iran. They’ve been supplying their proxies with weapons to attack the U.S. bases in the middle east (over 150 of them since Nov last year) and now 3 servicemen were killed in the latest. Biden should be impeached for the border disaster he created and now this mess with Iran.

Saw a nice question the other day…why haven’t the people who wanted to know why Hillary didn’t divorce Bill been talking to the third version of Mrs. Donald John Trump?

My favorite story from last week.“Investing in America means investing in ALL of America,” read Jean-Pierre’s since-deleted tweet on X, formerly known as Twitter. “When I ran for President, I made a promise that I would leave no part of the country behind.”

The social media blunder left users scratching their heads, with some wondering if Jean-Pierre mistakenly logged into her Twitter account instead of President Biden’s to post the tweet.