Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2024

Aorta thank the artist

They should have a heart to heart talk about that.

Cardiac comics eh.

The artiste got to the heart of the matter, it appears.

Hearty har har!

Let ‘em say we’re crazy, I don’t care ’bout that

Put your hand in my hand

Baby, don’t ever look back

Let the world around us just fall apart

Baby, we can make it if we’re heart to heart

I had mine done at an amusement park once. He really accentuated my boobs. I loved it.

Real hearts don’t look anything like valentines, so why has the valentine shape come to represent a heart?

I thought it was because if you turn the heart shape upside down it looks like a woman’s waistline and buttocks.

ah ha ha ha STAYING ALIVE!

They’re having an out-of-body experience.

Yep. What do you think of it?

I thought it came out cute!

One of the funniest thing on the Mary Tyler Moore show was when her father the cardiologist gave her a heart-shaped brooch… and it was actually heart-shaped.

Hilarious! That would explain it!

Looks like the Museum of Fine Hearts.

That’s just a copy. The original is on Pluto!

Now what would the caricature for a brain look like?

Shouldn’t that be “cardiacture”?