F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 16, 2024

You can sell red caps that say “Make Mars Waybetter”.

Invite them all onto the ‘B Ark’

It’s a “Musk See” destination.

A one way ticket for Trump. I’ll donate!!!

Apocryphally worked for Greenland.

Somebody has been reading The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Should probably redefine what counts as “luxury accommodations”, while you’re at it.

Maybe they won’t notice or care that the air there is mostly carbon dioxide and way way to thin to survive without a pressurized suit.

Or, send them to Calgary, Canada. Last week with the cold snap, it was both -35C (-31F) in Calgary and -35C on the surface of Mars at the same time…! Logistically, much easier…

If they put a third lens on it, folks will stand in line to buy anything.

we could send the MAGA Red Hats there so they can have their own country

Rename it “MAGA” and all the MAGAts will move there.

didn’t they already try that iceland greenland ?

My idea is more waybetter than yours!

Make Mars Great Again.

It worked for the Vikings and Greenland.

hopefully, this cartoonist will take his own advice…..

Cyril M. Kornbluth, in his 1951 novel, “The Marching Morons”, developed this whole scenario in much greater detail …

Is this a preview of For All Mankind season 5?

We cannot get a successful moon launch.

Have DJT lead the way.

I wouldn’t mind spending my remaining years in a low gravity environment with enriched oxygen, but I would still need the same internet and pizza services.

Go on…

And build a BLOODY GINOURMOUS wall to make sure they don’t come back. Reserved places for cancellers, all idiotic political radicals, professional offendees and those especially stupid individuals who try to change history by ignoring it and trying get rid of all things they think aren’t “nice”.