My kid grew out of wanting happy meals sometime around age 6 or so. They just don’t taste as good as real food. It’s kind of funny that he grew up to be a short order cook… including lots and lots of burgers (and plenty of other things). He cooks that, but in large part he eats vegetables, rice and a little meat, mostly chicken and fish.
The rumor is that because of his diet and the drugs he takes, that the combination has a laxative effect, such that he cannot control his bowels and has worn a diaper for about 15 years or so.
74,000,000, when you go introspective, how many of you would you consider are angry, bitter & hateful……………………with a sprinkling of fundamentalist, warlike Jesus?:
Of course people are Angry, bitter and hateful. Biden and Company have taken a Ferrari of a country and turned it into a Yugo. The polls on every major issue are underwater. It’s a miracle to have failed so badly.
The Detroit Free Press has revealed a tape of Perp45 telling election officials in Michigan to not certify the election on Nov. 17, 2020. He’s wading deeper and deeper into his cesspool.
As for fast food, it was just coming in when I became a vegetarian. I’ve for the most part happily avoided those places although I’ve had fries at 5 Guys and they’re pretty good.
I wonder what you guys hate him for so badly? Was it because he didn’t start any wars? Was it because he was the only POTUS to stand up to China? Was it because he exposed the muslim-run utterly corrupt UN? Was it because he wanted NATO member states to pay their share? Or because he exposed your favorite news source, CNN as fake news? Unforgivable sins. Let’s instead elect a clueless retard who can barely string two sentences together
The simple fact, expressed in this cartoon, is that Orange Jesus has never been held accountable for anything in his whole life and, therefore, can never accept any responsibility for his actions. He lost because of COVID, NOT because of how he handled the pandemic. He lost because the election was stolen, NOT because people were concerned about his leadership (or lack thereof). Nothing is ever his fault.
‘Huge, systematic plot’: Expert says new Trump tape ‘sounds like classic case of bribery’
Legal and political experts are responding to Thursday night’s bombshell news of secret recordings of then-President Donald Trump, two weeks after the 2020 election, allegedly personally pressuring two Wayne County, Michigan election officials to not certify the results for Joe Biden. It “sounds like a classic case of bribery,” says one expert, and is being called a “huge, systemic plot” to “seize power despite losing an election,” by another.“We’ve got to fight for our country,” Trump told the two officials, called “canvassers,” in the November 17, 2020 recordings, according to The Detroit News which broke the story. “We can’t let these people take our country away from us.”
“Offering an official something of value (services of a lawyer) in exchange for withholding official action (certifying the Wayne County vote) sounds like a classic case of bribery under Michigan State law,” Vance wrote on X.
‘Almost certainly’ a crime: CNN analyst predicts ‘hot water’ for Ronna McDaniel
Former federal prosecutor Harry Litman told CNN on Friday that he thinks Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel put herself in real legal jeopardy when she offered to provide legal help to two Michigan canvassers if they refused to certify the results of the 2020 election.A newly unearthed audio recording shows that both McDaniel and Trump called the two canvassers and pressured them against certifying the results, while promising to set them up with lawyers in exchange.
As to whether he should be kept off the ballot: is it possible they’re coming at it from the wrong end? The 14th doesn’t say he can’t be on the ballot. It says he can’t hold office. Maybe in the end he will be on the ballot, but with the proviso that any votes for him will have to be rejected. That way, anybody who wants to vote for him can do so, knowing that their vote will be wasted.
lalapalooza Premium Member 5 months ago
that child is so sweet
Concretionist 5 months ago
My kid grew out of wanting happy meals sometime around age 6 or so. They just don’t taste as good as real food. It’s kind of funny that he grew up to be a short order cook… including lots and lots of burgers (and plenty of other things). He cooks that, but in large part he eats vegetables, rice and a little meat, mostly chicken and fish.
leopardglily 5 months ago
And you know he’s had a lot of those.
braindead Premium Member 5 months ago
The rumor is that because of his diet and the drugs he takes, that the combination has a laxative effect, such that he cannot control his bowels and has worn a diaper for about 15 years or so.
It would be interesting to interview his valet.
GOGOPOWERANGERS 5 months ago
Just say natzi meal
We all know it true
ibFrank 5 months ago
Does it have a toy in it?
FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago
OMC, it’s hilarious and likely true.
knutdl 5 months ago
Think back to when you were a child
Your soul was free, your heart ran wild
Each day was different, and life was a thrill
You knew tomorrow would be better still
Things have changed you’re much older now
If you’re unhappy and you don’t know how…..
(Larry Norman)
Al Fresco 5 months ago
Either way I don’t like McDonalds. How about In-And-Out Burger or Chick-fill-A?
phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago
Just eating a meal won’t make Trump happy. But eating it while engaging in sadistic behavior might do it for him.
johnebert1 5 months ago
Yes, our democracy.
rossevrymn 5 months ago
74,000,000, when you go introspective, how many of you would you consider are angry, bitter & hateful……………………with a sprinkling of fundamentalist, warlike Jesus?:
monya_43 5 months ago
Angry, bitter and hateful are supposed to be qualities that are bugs in a political candidate, but with today’s GQP, they are features.
RitaGB 5 months ago
I don’t love the way Clay draws 45 — he looks too neat, almost healthy and nearly respectable. Oh, wait — it’s satire?
ladykat 5 months ago
I’m not a fan of McD’s, but I think I’ll have a happy meal.
FJB Premium Member 5 months ago
Of course people are Angry, bitter and hateful. Biden and Company have taken a Ferrari of a country and turned it into a Yugo. The polls on every major issue are underwater. It’s a miracle to have failed so badly.
mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago
The Detroit Free Press has revealed a tape of Perp45 telling election officials in Michigan to not certify the election on Nov. 17, 2020. He’s wading deeper and deeper into his cesspool.
The Nodding Head 5 months ago
Excellent toon.
As for fast food, it was just coming in when I became a vegetarian. I’ve for the most part happily avoided those places although I’ve had fries at 5 Guys and they’re pretty good.
Donaldo Premium Member 5 months ago
I wonder what you guys hate him for so badly? Was it because he didn’t start any wars? Was it because he was the only POTUS to stand up to China? Was it because he exposed the muslim-run utterly corrupt UN? Was it because he wanted NATO member states to pay their share? Or because he exposed your favorite news source, CNN as fake news? Unforgivable sins. Let’s instead elect a clueless retard who can barely string two sentences together
Radish the wordsmith 5 months ago
The Republican party eats it.
tpcox928 5 months ago
The simple fact, expressed in this cartoon, is that Orange Jesus has never been held accountable for anything in his whole life and, therefore, can never accept any responsibility for his actions. He lost because of COVID, NOT because of how he handled the pandemic. He lost because the election was stolen, NOT because people were concerned about his leadership (or lack thereof). Nothing is ever his fault.
For a Just and Peaceful World 5 months ago
Trump’s bag contains a bucket of puréed puppies in hot sauce and a large straw because Trump sucks (puppies through the straw).
Conservative Man 5 months ago
The only hate filled president I see is Joe
vics_machine Premium Member 5 months ago
McTraitor.
BDY 5 months ago
Food for thought?
rs0204 Premium Member 5 months ago
Once again, the SCOTUS has shown that justice is for sale to the highest bidder. The fix is in, and trump will once again be given a free pass.
It is back to the voters of this country to show that we do not want, and will not stand for the chaos that trump brings.
Radish the wordsmith 5 months ago
‘Huge, systematic plot’: Expert says new Trump tape ‘sounds like classic case of bribery’
Legal and political experts are responding to Thursday night’s bombshell news of secret recordings of then-President Donald Trump, two weeks after the 2020 election, allegedly personally pressuring two Wayne County, Michigan election officials to not certify the results for Joe Biden. It “sounds like a classic case of bribery,” says one expert, and is being called a “huge, systemic plot” to “seize power despite losing an election,” by another.“We’ve got to fight for our country,” Trump told the two officials, called “canvassers,” in the November 17, 2020 recordings, according to The Detroit News which broke the story. “We can’t let these people take our country away from us.”
“Offering an official something of value (services of a lawyer) in exchange for withholding official action (certifying the Wayne County vote) sounds like a classic case of bribery under Michigan State law,” Vance wrote on X.
‘Almost certainly’ a crime: CNN analyst predicts ‘hot water’ for Ronna McDaniel
Former federal prosecutor Harry Litman told CNN on Friday that he thinks Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel put herself in real legal jeopardy when she offered to provide legal help to two Michigan canvassers if they refused to certify the results of the 2020 election.A newly unearthed audio recording shows that both McDaniel and Trump called the two canvassers and pressured them against certifying the results, while promising to set them up with lawyers in exchange.
DEACON FRED 5 months ago
GOODY!!
LC64 5 months ago
As to whether he should be kept off the ballot: is it possible they’re coming at it from the wrong end? The 14th doesn’t say he can’t be on the ballot. It says he can’t hold office. Maybe in the end he will be on the ballot, but with the proviso that any votes for him will have to be rejected. That way, anybody who wants to vote for him can do so, knowing that their vote will be wasted.