Clay Bennett for December 24, 2023

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Not possible… They’d have to shoot him down first…

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    Quixotic1  5 months ago

    Baby Jesus is right behind him.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    The QOP goes too far.

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    Victory  5 months ago

    But he’s Santa. A merry soul, loved by everyone.

    But more importantly, he’s a white man who’s not from Africa, South America, or Asia.

    And he speaks English.

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    Sun  5 months ago

    Joe Biden took the time to visit Arizona on September 28, 2023 only to avoid and ignore his border crisis.

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    knutdl  5 months ago

    Where did Santa Claus come from? The Dutch are credited with transporting the legend of St. Nicholas (Sinterklaas) to New Amsterdam (now New York City). Or Coca cola.

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    superposition  5 months ago

    Are altruism, equality, kindness, thoughtfulness, inclusiveness, etc all markers for TFG’s concept of “bad” genes?

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  5 months ago

    Ho ho no !?

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    They wouldn’t do that to Santa, would they?

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    FJB  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Clay misses the mark. What a surprise. They give their name, they claim asylum, and they are released, with a date in 2031 to meet and justify their claim (not a joke. This actually happened this week).

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    DC Swamp  5 months ago

    Santa visits temporarily and then goes home. He doesn’t cross the border illegally and expect a hotel and 3 squares a day.

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    FJB  Premium Member 5 months ago

    If you wanted to destroy a country, you would open its borders, destroy its energy industry, and devalue its currency with inflation. In other words, the Biden agenda.

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    The Nodding Head  5 months ago

    B-b-b-but… he’s white!

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    hawgowar  5 months ago

    Nah, Santa gets a fighter escort over US airspace. NORAD tracks him each year.

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    buer  5 months ago

    Border detention centers? Seriously? Can’t Americans learn from their Saudis masters on how to deal with migrants? (Search ethiopian migrants saudi border).

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    Al Fresco  5 months ago

    NORAD has been tracking Santa’s route for years. He has yet to be shot down by non-believers.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  5 months ago

    Santa brings good stuff, stays just long enough to unload the good stuff and then leaves. The others don’t.

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    freshmeet2030  5 months ago

    you forgot to put all the imaginary friends in there too … like Zeus, Thor, Jesus, Mohamed …

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    Geezer  5 months ago

    Take a number and wait your turn.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 5 months ago

    This is egregious in SO many ways and for SO many reasons…..

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    SammySnyder  5 months ago

    Didn’t Biden believe his generals about Santa either?

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    A most unlikely outcome. Santa has white skin!

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    Sun  5 months ago

    Joe Biden is an open borders president.

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    s49nav  5 months ago

    Yes, Santa Claus and Christmas have indeed been imprisoned by the Democrats.

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    Moore 1  5 months ago

    No, no possible as Norad is tracking him see >

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    Moore 1  5 months ago

    Just look it up. Official NORAD Tracks Santa.

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    blueberries are delicious Premium Member 5 months ago

    I saw a guy at Walmart wearing a Hawaiian shirt with Santa Claus in front on an American flag and a bald eagle.

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    w8d4it Premium Member 5 months ago

    So, Clay (and the rest of you hypocritical liberals ) how many of these “asylum seekers” have you invited to come live with you? You know like in Chicago and New York? The cities that are screaming now that they face just the tiniest burden that we in Texas have faced for years.

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    bjensen6  5 months ago

    Whose to say they wouldn’t?

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    danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago

    The war on Christmas takes prisoners?

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    leopardglily  5 months ago

    Merry Christmas, Gocomics!

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