The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 07, 2024

And humans are going to be the new dinosaurs.

It’s as valid as literally any other theory! Honestly, I prefer Jason Fox’s about time-traveling big game hunters, but, yeah.

She sure has it all figured out.

Sounds like the FOX news version of the truth.

Silly me, I thought it was when dinosaurs discovered deodorant. It made them ex-stink.

Hattie’s theory might make as much sense as the asteroid theory.

i say man ate them all into extinction, like he did, as science says, the wooly mammoth and the giant sloth

Or you can believe the creationists, who claim the dinosaurs couldn’t run fast enough to reach Noah’s arc.

Well, she did formulate a theory.

Now did Hurricane get that from Brutus or Mother Gargle? It Befuddles me.

Hurricane Hattie O’Hara just breezed through the halls of learning .

well, makes sense I guess… it’s better then hearing about a falling rock from space for thee millionth time.

LMAO!

Back then, who knew anything about cholesterol? Applying today’s knowledge to the solution! ☺️

Too funny!

Well, you can’t discount that possibility!

Hurricane Hattie and Peppermint Pattie are cousins…

My theory is that it was a giant alien golf ball that we call the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. The giant aliens hit a slice when they were trying to hit it toward the black hole in the center of our galaxy.

That was actually pretty clever. Not sure why the teacher had to do the face but she should encourage creativity.

Good one, Hattie!

“My theory is along the following lines…All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.”

Close but the meat eaters became extinct when their food source dried up.

A product of our great education system and of course TV Commercials…….

The planet was a lot warmer. When it cooled, they died.

These theories are as interesting as Hattie’s explanation.

In back of class off frame, Wilberforce chimes in, “that must be another Chinese disease, Hi Fat”…

At least Hattie put some thought into the assignment and came up with a logical cause and effect medical theory.

High Cholesterol has never killed any human. The Statin Drugs given to lower cholesterol has been responsible for thousands of heart failures and cause so many problems it is ridiculous. Good old big pharma…….

Too many rib dinners at the drive in for Fred Flintstone.

even though its wrong they have found out dinos had a lot of the same food-related conditions humans did

guess the meat eaters should’ve eaten more fish…

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Well, it’s a start (I wonder if the teacher gave the class any scientific guidance, or if she just put it out there to see what ideas they might come up with). Now HH has to learn that the next step in the scientific method is finding evidence to support her theory.

Hurricane Patty came up with a pretty logical explanation quickly. If only we could ever be sure of what happened, we might hope to avoid it for ourselves.

HA!!