Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 28, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    If you have to mention your sex life on your voicemail greeting, it probably isn’t that great.

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    TexTech  6 months ago

    If the sex is off the charts that means it is not on any chart. So does that mean you are not having any sex that you need to chart?

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  6 months ago

    Time for remote working — far from them and close to Kim.

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    snsurone76  6 months ago

    When did “Uncle Stupidhead” EVER have a job??

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    JR0602  6 months ago

    Sex life??? Ewwwwwww!!!

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    daDoctah1  6 months ago

    “Maybe I misheard. Perhaps it was ‘Ack!’ and I reached Bill the Cat by mistake. Or that Cathy person.”

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    Pocosdad  6 months ago

    I always wondered what attracted her to Zeke.

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    erick.robinson  6 months ago

    ‘Off the charts’ simply means they haven’t found a pie-chart that represents the aspects of either of their utter lack of redeeming qualities in a positive light….

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  6 months ago

    RIP Tommy Smothers,a wonderful free spirit

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    epaphus8  6 months ago

    After you master five things to do with your fingers and tongue, you can handle pretty much any kind of genitalia your partner happens to have, so you don’t need to follow a chart any longer.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    She keeps those charts laminated to protect from any stray bodily fluids. Gross!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Put it in your Christmas letter

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    WF11  6 months ago

    It seems to me that “between jobs” means, at the very least, that one would have had a job beforehand (and maybe too that there are prospects for a future job). This makes me think of my brother, who was a bit of a layabout, commenting when he was in high school that he wanted to live off unemployment. He wasn’t taking into account that one had to have been employed for a time first.

    I also remember that Zonker once said that he wasn’t technically unemployed, since he wasn’t looking for a job.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 6 months ago

    I feel you man!!

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    I had no idea Zeke was a stud muffin. Excuse me while toss my lunch.

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