Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 06, 2023

“A, I tried my best!”

I expect you to use the Intelligence you were programmed with.

Yes, I used a crib sheet.

You flunked Plagiarism 101.

Should have gotten the essay from a Hollywood writer.

I didn’t know that binary had exclamation points.

To think it’s happening as we speak….ugh

I wonder if bright human kids who write well are accused of using AI.

I asked ChatGPT to give me an “elevator speech” for what I do. It came up with a narrative suitable for a used car salesman, which would be OK if I were selling used cars. It’s a bit hard sell for a data analyst.

On the other hand I fed it a job description and asked, “what kind of interview questions can I expect to be asked about this job?” I got a good list to work on.

Also, one of the bullet points in a job description was “Assist the CFO in preparing financial statements.” So I asked CharGPT, “How does a CFO prepare a financial statement?” It helped me “transfer” some of my skills.

AI is a good tool, but it still requires adult supervision.

And all the words were spelled correctly.

Chat GPT can do original

They’re all part of the student boty.

Did anyone of em pass the I IS NOT A ROBOT test?

“But my original homework was eaten by my roomba!”

AI: Annoyed Instructions

Miss Roboto is tough.