Monty by Jim Meddick for December 09, 2023

As Boomhauer and Dale would say, yep. Tell ya what. Uh huh.

Movie, dude! Pay attention! She’ll want to discuss it afterward.

She’s got a nice way of saying without words: “Your deodorant isn’t working”

She’s got some Ninja-like moves.

Souldn’t have taken out a gal that’s enrolled in a self-defense class.

Monty got his index cards mixed up again.

I wouldn’t think a hole in a drink cup would work nearly so well as a hole in the popcorn bucket.

She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Those are some skinny arms.

Would you like to dance ………………………… Me neither!

Could a been worse.

Could a been the shin kick, eye gouge maneuver.

“Could be worse … could be raining.”

poor Monty hahahahahaha

She’s not into you but she’s onto you.

Good! Monty got the hint before getting maimed for life.

And people think men can’t read the signals women give!

He should have left alone.

So why did she go out with him then? If you’re not interested in somebody, it seems like the logical thing to do would be politely decline their offer of a date.

She’s definitely into the popcorn though. An somehow her maneuver completely twisted his straw around as well as his arm. I think Meddick is playing with us. The guy sitting behind her keeps changing seats.

“Get your hand off my shoooooulderr!!”

You know that a hammerlock is considered a sign of affection in some cultures.

Nah! You’re hammerlock-blocked, for sure.

She thought he was going for her popcorn! :)

Next time she will unsurgically remove a vital part.

Lesson learned…..

I like this woman. She’s fast and knows what she wants.

Why do guys always think women don’t know about that move?

And so it goes.

Monty’s “smooth move” was obsolete by the time most kids were 12 years old. She fixes his wandering arm for him….

the poor dope. lol