The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 01, 2023

WHAAAAT!?!?!? And miss all that ……… Christmas “jocularity?!”

;-)

Time to get on your knees and say you’re doing your best.

Take the money and run!

If Chief hires somebody smarter he had to pay him/her more. So that won’t happen!

It may cost you a money bag or two. Good help doesn’t come cheap.

He would miss Brutus.

Brutus, it must be something personal. From all of the bags off money next to Chief’s desk it certainly isn’t economic. The cozy business is looking cozy with you it its’ employment. Not that that would make you feel any better.

He’s biding his time until Kamala or George Santos becomes avaiable.

Now that would require someone with unique disqualifications.

How will Rancid ever find someone so unqualified?

How about Gladys comes in on even numbered days and I only come in on odd numbered days for a while?

Brutus is now on the search committee…

“Take this job and SHOVE IT!”

He’s irreplaceable

Feebleblister knows he couldn’t possibly replace Brutalass. Not for what he’s paying him anyway.

Had to ask didn’t you Brutus ?

It’ll never happen. The boss will be unable to find another employee to work for the wage he pays Brutus

They did that where I work thinking they couldn’t do worse, the last 2 hires prove they could

I was told once by my boss that was probably the smartest person in the company. Then he fired me or at least tried to?

Rancid reminds me a lot of Ebenezer Scrooge. Speaking of Christmas, I was curious if there were any Christmas-themed strips in the works ;)

Brutus is one of a kind. You’ll never find a replacement.

Hey, although there are five smaller moneybags on the floor, when the Chief calls you into his office and pushes the fattest moneybag with the largest dollar sign on it, towards you, Brutus, TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!

That should be just like Veeblefester, to get our hero to find his own replacement then fire him. But I don’t think the Chief would want to pay the salary the replacement would require…

but you’d miss him too much. :J

Brutus, sometimes it pays to stay at the water cooler and keep stum.

“Hmm, let’s see… What’s a Patsy/Fall-Guy/Whipping-Boy going for these days? What!? Ouch! Thornapple! Your job is safe!”

There will not be this comic strip if he gets rid of Brutus.

He offered his help and the boss said No in an insulting way. Bad form indeed from the Boss. He’s fortunate for Brutus’s loyalty. Brutus should at least look at other options and scout around at other businesses. Might just shake up the Boss……

Well, Brutus is safe, then. There’s noone that could replace him as noone would put up with what he puts up with from Bossman.

Brutus will be blessed……….

Good luck finding someone who will take your abuse.

Seems like more money bags than usual, stock prices must be up

Back in the early 2000s when Nortel Networks collapsed a friend of mine who worked there shared the same name as one of the VPs. He accidently got an email advising there would be a massive lay off the next day.

He’s upset because he can’t find anyone that’s more competent than Brutus.

Brutus thinks, “I must be irreplaceable, or Veeblefester would have replaced me long ago.”…

Those two will always work together. I don’t think they can function separately.

Brutus knows the Boss won’t replace him because he needs him as his scapegoat. If he hired someone competent Rancid would have to take the blame himself

Veebs could never find anyone who would put up with the abuse Brutus does for the small salary he pays Brutus.

Score one for the Chief!