Jeff Danziger for October 19, 2023

“I really believe I would have rushed in there, even without a weapon.” — Bone Spurs

I doubt there anyway to get Trump to jump down 2 feet far less jump out of a plane. There also no way he would get that close to a war zone.

Too busy disrupting his NY court case.

He would not jump into a war zone. He would simulate the confrontation, using non-union “soldiers” recruited from a local Toys-R-Us and give us a conference where he would exhort his many “accomplishments” while saying Biden couldn’t pull this off.

Donald Trump would be able to resolve the Palestinian conflict in one day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..

Is the human race doomed to self-extinction through never-ending irrational hatred of those who view things differently than we do?

Geronimo, Guantanamo, Geritol, Gesundheit, Geranium, Gerrymander, Gag Order? If Trump’s parachute doesn’t open will that shut him up? Doubtful.

If the trumpster had to go near a war zone, he would, most likely, pack his bone spurs and keep them within reach.

PLEASE don’t have remembered the parachute…

No parachute. He didn’t plan well, did he?

“Geranium!” “It’s Geronimo, you idiot.”

trump fully supports both hamas and Israel, in fact he thinks they should be killing even more people.

It would be interesting to read the elaborate well-considered details of 45’s long term platform policies on how he would reduce everyone’s taxes, permanently resolve the world’s conflicts, permanently eradicate the national debt, resolve all the immigration issues, end the opioid crisis, create good paying jobs for all who need them, house/educate/employ the homeless, make other nations envy our private housing/education/healthcare that’s accessible/affordable for all US citizens, repair our neglected infrastructure, adapt to changing climate, restore faith/trust/respect in Congress and Court, and unify all citizens and strengthen the nation’s common resolve.

Happy landings!

Hopefully without a shute.

Donnie is a coward and a blowhard, and those are his best qualities.

Oh like he would actually do that—it would absolutely RUIN his coif!

His war experience – his personal Vietnam: Avoiding sexually transmitted diseases during the 1990’s . . . yeah . . .

He would claim he was pushed out. Or maybe voted off the airplane.

Little Donny Bonespurs showed what he was made of when he got Fred “Racist Daddy” Trump to buy him a doctor who would attest to his unfitness for serving his country. Hey, MAGAtts, if this is the guy who “speaks for you”, what do you think that says about you?

He’d take five photo-op steps into the war zone then get the heck out like he did in North Korea. Then he’d brag about it as if he had solved the area’s problems with that photo-op.

“Two things fall out of the sky…”

donald tRump, the Pope and an eighth grade student are flying high on a private plane when the pilot calls them into the cockpit…. the pilot says….‘’ i’m dying…the plane is going down…. we only have two parachutes …you three will have to decide who will get the two parachutes use them and survive’’ …and with that the pilot dies.. tRump pushes past the two passengers, rushing his way to the door and grabs a parachute and yells… "hey i’’m the most important person in the world…i get a you losers’’….and with that he jumps out of the plane…. the Pope turns to the young student and says…‘’you my child must take the remaining parachute and survive…you have your whole life in front of you , and i have lived a full life… but say a prayer for me on your way down……. the young students replies… ’’your Holiness… i am sure we will both survive…it is God’s will… you see… the ExPrez grabbed my school bag pack pack when jumped…

I’ll fly the plane!!

He saw a Krispy Kreme Donut shop just below.

Has TFG actually opened his trap about the gruesome doings in the Levant? If so, glad I missed it. If he’s going to show up there, will someone please hand him over to Hamas?

“We must learn to live together as brothers, or we will perish as fools.” Dr. ML King Jr

FAKE NEWS…. you forgot the toilet paper stuck to his shoe…..