Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 10, 2023

Get out of the way…I want to read the graffiti on the bathroom door!

Those ammmazing sloppy joes claim another victim.

Keri pregnant? Oh no.

NOK! NOK! Knocked up.

Ten out of ten snarkers knew this was going to happen.

Why don’t you just go ahead and call Keri a shameless wh00re, Cami?

Takes a who re to know a who re Cami

mr roc eat i. Oh yeah that makes sense.

P4: What Coach? Mad that I finished in last place? Coming down with the flu? Don’t you have an argument to finish with Coach Luke?

Keri you should have known reading Gil Thorp would eventually make you sick. By the way Keri, do you know mr roc eat i ?

Hello Kitty graffiti?

This one might break a record for number of comments.

“My wife is sleeping with another woman, my daughter is pregnant and my author has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. It’s hard out there for a Thorp.”

I would think AT least one parent would show up to support their child at a sporting event, but I digress.

She shuh-shuh-shouldn’t have:

a) eaten those amazing sloppy joes.

b) done the horizontal mambo with Luke jr.

c) ever returned from her stay-cation in the Far East.

I would think AT least one parent would support their child at a sporting event. I suppose Gil and Mimi had higher priorities.

That’s not how you spell meat

That rumbling sensation you feel under your feet is Jack Berrill as he reaches mach 1 while spinning in his grave.

What kind of person knocks on a stall door and asks questions WHILE someone is puking?

Don’t feel bad, Keri. I feel the same way just about every time I read this train wreck.

Technically, Keri didn’t really answer her question. You can be pregnant and “fine” at the same time.

And it’s name shall be 666

Who’s gonna tell Uncle Jami?

The bathroom floor has a high gloss, but the janitor is missing all this graffiti?!?

Uh-ho…someone’s hitting it!

I think ‘Hurrle’ is what you do. Not the sound you make while doing it.

I wonder if she found any loose change down on her knees ?

never put extra syrup on a mcgriddle that will make you sick keri

meanwhile jami poured a whole bottle of bosco on his captain crunch and he feels fine

So yesterday was practice.

If she is pregnant, it might force Emily out of her coma.

…and Jami will say “… how come your tummy is so big Keri?…”

But, Dad,’ WE DID HAVE SAFE SEX…ISN’T THAT WHAT BANK VAULTS ARE FOR’?

Is that Gil’s daughter?

Doesn’t Keri have an IUD?

Ooo, Ooo, now Gil can convince Keri to keep it, and she’ll end up hating him as much as Tobe’s mom does. It can also be a trans and in the Miss South American Country of Your Choice award so she can compete in the Ms. Univer…scratch that, Ms. total reverse contest.

gils little darlin is preggers.

I thought Toby’s mom was the teenage pregnancy story?

P1 – Cami appears to be knocking with an accent. Or should I say, noking?

P2 – Been waiting a year for this. The perfect panel. It was awarded a 10/10 rating!

P3 – Hello Kitty graffiti, just goes to show you what a gritty, tough environment these Milford kids have to survive.

And speaking of gritty, today’s Mopped Up Thorp isn’t actually gritty, but it’s also not shítty.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/10/10/poor-taste/

is she talking about the big meet or the big meat she craves

if I see keri in a volleyball game tommrow just retire henry you can write dialogue for lio

nobody fools the Spanish inquisition !!!!

Vito from Goshen has had to add staff to handle the action on the Big Board. Heavy play on the “Who’s The Daddy” prop bets, and there’s serious and bewildering money coming in for the Marty Moon" option. “Luhm the Janitor” is bringing absolutely no money at 1,730,000 to 1. Could be a felony underdog.

NOK NOK NOKin’ on the bathroom stall…

Are we talking preggers here?