Herman by Jim Unger for October 05, 2023

NOT

Do I know you?

“Well, either you let me cut it, or I have to get you a dog license. You know, it would go faster if we had a Weed Whacker.”

Good hallowe’en scene

Flashbacks of Hostel

NOPE.

It’s a trick question. If it’s a stupid mind the answer must be “Yes.”

A wise mind would say “No.”

What about a shave?

Not.

NOT……………help!

No, and you can also forget about the vasectomy

“Not with that comb!”

Is she going after “man buns”?

Noooooo I changed m mind….I forgot I had another appointment

RUN!!!!

Edward’s mother?

Think I’ll pass……

“Hair? Yes. Throat? No.”

with hedge trimmers?!?

I suddenly developed a concern about hair loss, make that head loss.

Let’s take a vote on it.

Uh…thanks, but h@ll no!

Not

I’m just gonna say “no”.

Sweeney Todd?