Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
momofalex7 8 months ago
Yep, he’s a ginger.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago
Have a Pale Ale instead.
silberdistel 7 months ago
Yes, sunscreen is important! And it makes him slipery as well (otherwise it would be too less sunscreen). Just like oil on the old gladiators ;-)
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
His pal couldn’t wait, and he got the worst case of moonburn you’ll ever see.
Imagine 7 months ago
At night, too?
DavidSharp Premium Member 7 months ago
One way or the other, he’s gonna get tanned.
uniquename 7 months ago
This may not make it outside.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
“You wanna piece o’ me? Here, have some dead skin!”
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
Strange. I’ve never had a pal with whom I wanted to fight
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Don’t slap it on too hard, you might knock yourself out!
raybarb44 7 months ago
Because l’m going to be working you over for a long time…..
Smokey412 Premium Member 7 months ago
Like the old saying goes: Never bet on the white guy.
ars731 7 months ago
Sun cancer is no joke bro
Asharah 7 months ago
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.