That is the most honest analysis ever! Except to add “…and in a few days they’ll make up those losses. Again.” No one can predict the future with accuracy. That’s why index funds typically beat managed funds.
Now it only takes one drink to get sloshed. So I can’t drink as much, but I save a lot of money. But now I have more money than I had then. Life is like an MC Escher painting.
Are those sandals they’re wearing over their socks? If so, appropriate attire! Look the part, I say.
Sure, and then I’ll make some “Pop Tots”.
If only we all sided with Nature!
That four letter word was unnecessary. If it’s somehow part of your punchline, you need to come up with a better joke.
Or, you could hire someone. I used to do a lot of manual labor around the house. Then I figured out I was much better at writing checks!
Holding a motorcycle with a trophy mounted on it. Like in early scene from the movie.
Just like the Skywalk at the Grand Canyon. And apparently the mouse one doesn’t let you bring your own camera either!
Can’t be anything to read there. It’s all on Craig’s List now.