In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 08, 2023

First!!

You got an Elephant in there

Aw shucks.

Hopefully you enjoy forfeiting because you just banned the whole team from the dugout since they’re all nuts.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=nyGZAg3lo9A

The dugout needs digging out.

Sorry Charlie Brown, I guess you’re off the team.

Ok coach, but we can’t give up our bubble gum!

Just another shell game…

Feeling a bit shell shocked?

Beats chewing tobacco by a mile. Otherwise, you’d be swimming in slime.

Took you long enough to make that decision.

…how about some Cracker Jack’s then??

The team is going to have to shell out a lot of money, to clean that up.

At least they don’t spit out the peanut shells like they do with sunflower seeds…