Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 12, 2023

“I’d be helping push…”

Well, somebody had to invent bungee jumping. Eventually.

A lot of bridges have water under them so maybe Miles would wanna go swimming.

I would encourage everyone to put the terms XKCD and 1170 into their search engine of choice.

Fashion. Bowie.

Rephrase it into a cliff. Like, “If your friends jump off a cliff for no other reason but to look cool, will you do it?”

Nobody pressures me into doing anything. I do what I do by choice.

Another answer is I’d let them go first to check if it’s safe

Well, when you put it that way…

Does he really believe that ALL the other kids have watched it? Sounds like kids have been doing some bragging to me!

Always go wading under the bridge before jumping to check the depth and find the big rocks.

“If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?” “Well, I’m a lemming so… yeah.”

There was a period of time when everyone did the Macarena.

That was ALWAYS my mom’s thing, asking me if I’d jump off a bridge if everyone was doing it. I was a kid – I’d have done anything to take the heat off of myself with the mean kids. So yeah.

Much safer to jump off a bridge table, preferably onto some sofa cushions.

what about bungee jumping????

Thank you!