Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2023

The only female you need to worry about attracting is Blanche or whatever your wife’s name is that you gave your vows to.

I’ve never had a problem with attracting crazy females, I need a cologne that repels them.

I must be wearing some right now.

The female mosquitos are the only ones that want your (or anyone else’s) blood.

What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

Once I told a joke about mosquitos…

It was malarious

I couldn’t find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.

They only had the Off brand.

“Complete” being a relative term, right, Wiz?

That’s the kind of “complete success” that defines failure.

Give to others…….rewarding!

Yep it’s that time of year, The first case of the West Nile virus in a person has been confirmed in Colorado for 2023.

Has he been working with Bill Gates again?

A kind of misguided side effect, Wiz.

Oy! Take a shower, Wiz!

And what would Wiz do with another woman besides his wife???

Mosquitoes should be the state bird of Oregon, especially around Lakeview.

Well, that sucks.

Just like that joke.

They’re all bloodsuckers to me lol

Wizard ……… You’d better make an adjustment in your formula …… or you won’t have much blood left ……. :)

He’s wearing Love Potion #9:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WVirpAieM

I have friends who mosquitoes just love to bite. I stay near them outside and I never get bit.

They’re only love bites…

Cue Carly Simon: “Exsanguination is making me late.”

I MUST HAVE MILLIONS OF MOSQUITO BABIES FROM MY BLOOD THEN!!! BUT