Jeff Danziger for July 02, 2023

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    Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Putin is losing so many generals in so many ways that pretty soon he is going to have to call up Mike Flynn.

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    rekam Premium Member 11 months ago

    Love the “Russian” names.

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    ibFrank  11 months ago

    He can call Trump he knows more than all the generals know.

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    sevaar777  11 months ago

    I thought Russian generals always left through the window? /s.

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    VegaAlopex  11 months ago

    Are we sure that those generals aren’t dead? It’s an old Russian custom.

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    Grandma Lea  11 months ago

    Maybe orange dweeb needs to take his minions over there to show those generals how it is done; of course dweeb will never go near the front, while he is full of bull, he is truly just chicken s poop. Someone once said he is so incompetent he couldn’t successfully lead sex maniacs into a cat house on freebee night.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago

    Those are great names!

    I have to wonder how many of the generals have been hitting the vodka liberally by now.

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    Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago

    Looks like General Confusion to me.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    great homage to the car talk boys… ☺

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 11 months ago

    Amazing that PickupAndropov went from being a chauffeur in Cambridge, Mass., (Our Fair City!) to a General in the “Rushin’ to Destruction” Army!

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    Havel  11 months ago

    Maybe Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale know their location?

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    sprink56  11 months ago

    If they don’t “fall out the window”, they might be sent to Siberia, to have a cold one with Gen. Ivan Freeznutzov.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 11 months ago

    If they have more loyalty from the troops than Putin does they might be “detained” in a Dacha just relaxing. Putin has no motivation to set off another coup attempt. But if that is the case then Putin is in worse shape than we realize.

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    Gen.Flashman  11 months ago

    Just a Russian tradition, Stalin had almost all Russian officers above rank of major shot just before Hitler invaded due to his paranoia and the botched invasion of Finland.

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    gmu328  11 months ago

    i’m surprised they weren’t tossed out the window, that seems to be popular in Russia these days

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    hogbung  11 months ago

    Pickup Andropov — dat’s a good one; I heard it first on Tom & Ray’s Car Talk.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  11 months ago

    Victory for Ukraine!

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    Cerabooge  11 months ago

    We need a better class of propaganda. This is just lame.

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    Treedodger  11 months ago

    Pickupandropov. Click and Clack forever.

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    everett_r0  11 months ago

    They had their chance to stop the new Stalin but just like those before…

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    ForALaugh Premium Member 11 months ago

    We mustn’t laugh too hard. The US military industrial complex budget is nearly $1 trillion and we’re having to buy TNT from South Korea to load the ammo we’re sending to Ukraine. Makes one wonder what the generals (General Electric, General Dynamics, General Motors, etc.) are doing with all that money. The US Pentagon budget is more than the sum total of the next ten most militarized countries’ budgets. Sad that we can’t afford universal health care for all of our citizens.

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    walkingmancomics  11 months ago

    PickupAndropov is a Car Talk joke.

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    fitzmagnus  11 months ago

    I could say ‘deport trump’, but not to any place he could tweet fromoh, and not taking any docs along

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    apfelzra Premium Member 11 months ago

    Very nice effect with the pseudo-Russian surnames!

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    boniface22  11 months ago

    Bring back Dilbert.

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