Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 03, 2023

Gonna have to try something different alien. Eye patch ain’t gonna cut it.

I guess they crocodiles on that planet, too.

What? no wooden tentacle?

LOL!

another alien culture corrupted by earthling television/internet/social media

Bet their depth perception sucks.

Arrr those really aliens? Arrr they really pirates?

Or arrr they just pretending?

Which is why cyclops’ made such terrible pirates.

Giggle! Funny!

The eye patch will do more harm than help.

Why tell him that? As long as he thinks you’re not in front of him, you’re safe.

Scallawags were white Southerners who collaborated with northern Republicans during Reconstruction, often for personal profit. The term was used derisively by white Southern Democrats who opposed Reconstruction legislation.

Look!!

Arrrrgggghhhlien pirates !