Large women have big hearts……….and they wheeze a lot.
He will soon be the the dead husband.
He’s looking to bump her off… OUT… Bump her OUT of the number one spot ;)
Dad used to introduce Mom as his first wife. Always got him a quizzical look.
She’s big enough for 2
I introduce my current wife as “my trophy wife”. She rolls her eyes. Of course she’s my first, last and only wife. So far, we’ve been married for 30 years.
He is lucky that she doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his rude comment.
“So, this is my current wife.”
I wonder if he calls her “the little woman” ?
I skipped the first wife and wait straight to the second wife.
We refer to my first wife as the Dearly Departed. Didn’t die just departed.
“We’ve been working on our marriage for 40 years. We’re almost finished.”
Hahaha!
We once got divorced and then remarried, so my first wife is my second wife!
ba dum tss
She’s once, twice, three times…the size of an average woman.
Shouldn’t be long now.
“My future ex…"
Soon to be flattened by his first one.
No trophy wife until you can afford the trophy.
(1) I’m assuming that the woman in the purple coat is his wife.
(2) I’m also assuming that she’s deaf, because otherwise he’s going to be pounded into the ground in the next five seconds.
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Zykoic 12 months ago
Large women have big hearts……….and they wheeze a lot.
kathleenhicks62 12 months ago
He will soon be the the dead husband.
Lady loves a joke 12 months ago
He’s looking to bump her off… OUT… Bump her OUT of the number one spot ;)
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 12 months ago
Dad used to introduce Mom as his first wife. Always got him a quizzical look.
sandpiper 12 months ago
She’s big enough for 2
rodney 12 months ago
I introduce my current wife as “my trophy wife”. She rolls her eyes. Of course she’s my first, last and only wife. So far, we’ve been married for 30 years.
monya_43 12 months ago
He is lucky that she doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his rude comment.
Doug K 12 months ago
“So, this is my current wife.”
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] 12 months ago
I wonder if he calls her “the little woman” ?
mindjob 12 months ago
I skipped the first wife and wait straight to the second wife.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 12 months ago
We refer to my first wife as the Dearly Departed. Didn’t die just departed.
DenO Premium Member 12 months ago
“We’ve been working on our marriage for 40 years. We’re almost finished.”
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 12 months ago
Hahaha!
davidlwashburn 12 months ago
We once got divorced and then remarried, so my first wife is my second wife!
oakie817 12 months ago
ba dum tss
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
She’s once, twice, three times…the size of an average woman.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Shouldn’t be long now.
BaconBoyCamper 12 months ago
“My future ex…"
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
Soon to be flattened by his first one.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
No trophy wife until you can afford the trophy.
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
(1) I’m assuming that the woman in the purple coat is his wife.
(2) I’m also assuming that she’s deaf, because otherwise he’s going to be pounded into the ground in the next five seconds.