Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 04, 2023

Should have laid off the spicy chili.

try preperation-H

Somehow lighting bug has a nice ring to it.

hiccups

Eh look like his donkey on fire.

Or the firefly that ate too many chilli dogs.

I hate those hot flashes!

OK, I need someone to explain this one to me. What’s prehistoric about a flaming firefly?

In this case, do not go to the light…

I think they use low-wattage LED lamps now…

Too many bean burritos.

You know what really burns his a**?

Electricity was around long before we discovered it.

Prehistoric or prehysteric ?

Now waiting for someone to explain that that’s not how firefly lights work, actually.

glow little glow-worm, fly of fire

glow like an incandescent wire

glow for the female of the species

turn on the AC and the DC

     — Mills Brothers

https://youtu.be/8myK93FqbYc

I really when we had a cockroach problem, and my dad said that cockroaches were considered prehistoric.

jalapenos always burn twice.

ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ˡᵒᵛᵉ・ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ˡᵃⁿᵈ

ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ

ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᶜᵃʳᵉ・ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᶠʳᵉᵉ

ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵏʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐᵉ

     ・ ᴶᵂʰᵉᵈᵒⁿ

I thought he had chili for lunch.

Unfortunately, our modern U.S. fireflies appear to be going extinct. When I think of all those fireflies I trapped in Mason jars, I have to feel a little guilty. Mostly it is due to habitat destruction.