Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 06, 2023

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 12 months ago

    I don’t want a rock on my head. Just scatter my dust in a mountain stream that flows into the Pacific.

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    davidob  12 months ago

    It’s a wise father that knows his own son

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 12 months ago

    It’s an untapped goth market.

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    rhpii  12 months ago

    A corpse condo or timeshare. Brilliant!

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    JudyAz  12 months ago

    You’re not going to be there for eternity, only until the Sun goes nova.

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    Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago

    I thought mausoleums are where cryptocurrency resides.

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    “Interest, yeahhh…”

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    stamps  11 months ago

    Rent-a-crypt. What a concept! You can collect rental for all eternity. And if they don’t pay, toss’em out.

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    That’s not eternity, that’s a fancy hole in the ground at best and she’s not there…….

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Is it common practice to put someone’s name on a headstone before they’re even terminally ill?

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