Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 03, 2023

One time I saw 453 UFO’s, but it might’ve been when I was watching Star Trek.

Forget the moons. See if there’s life on Saturn’s rings.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Smartest move the fisherman/lady ever made

How come I’ve never had an extraterrestrial encounter? I have all the warning signs!

Was it a baby shark doo-doot-dah-doo?

Did they decide they needed a bigger boat?

I so want to be in the Police office when one of these alien sighting calls comes in.

It’s more like “Hey, we didn’t need that fishing pole”.

And they didn’t need a bigger boat. They must have been aliens, found by E.E.L.S. BTW – Phone home. Well, message anyway.

OK. HOW did they get the hook out of the shark’s mouth without losing an arm?

That “Exobiology Extant Life Surveyor” will never fulfill its purpose unless it is placed upon a moon of Saturn! Yes, I figured that out all by myself!

Also, why just one of Saturn’s moons? Are there no other celestial bodies worthy of such an important search? Scientists are always coming up with stuff that has no real value to those of us struggling to survive this planet! NYAH!

Did the shark take a bite out of the boat in retribution?

hoping that fishing trip family helped the shark accept its vulnerabilities upon its release…perhaps the shark is now openly and confidently identifying as a minnow…

Maybe it could search for intelligent life here on Earth first?

Ironically, that city in Japan has the highest number of residents who prefer to stand and not sit…

Hey, lemme go, I’ve got things to do like eating surfers and vacationing Australians. LOL just kidding, I’ll be watching TV and eating pizza. ~ Sherman

May the surfboard be with you as it is with me and Bobby McGee, and gesundheit.

i saw 453 UFOs in 2022

Iino sounds like Japan’s version of Skinwalker Ranch.

I caught a tiger shark when I was a kid … released it too.

Isn’t that the location of the nuclear meltdown?. Couldn’t the little green glowing men just be from the locals?

Couldn’t they also create ROUS’s (Rodents of Unusual Size)?

Westley know’s all about them. Just ask Princess Buttercup.

An interesting read with video of NASA’s new EELS robot…

https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/jpls-snake-like-eels-slithers-into-new-robotics-terrain

I really hope that great white is not the one that got the Baton Rouge studend that jump from the pirate tour boat in the Bahamas…

Just throw it in the pool with the other pool sharks.

Where is access to an ocean in Alabama? Gulf maybe?

yonhyaku gojuuni… sugoi

Call me a stickler for logic, but it seems to me it goes without saying that you have to catch the fish before you can release it. Just saying.

“Vulnerable” my Aunt Tillie!!