Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 11, 2023

We’re so much greater than the sum of our parts.

Those aren’t my eyes.

Picasso The Great w/a Billy Joel 88 keys Piano Tram…

Connected in dots.

…my eyes are up…

…uhm…

…forget it …

… beauty is in the eye of the beholder…

…are you a cyclops or are you just glad to see me…

…never wash your insides with soap…

…I have none of those things…

… I feel like such a Quasimodo…

…(or am I just glad to see you…

…if you magic eye it…

…the middle the middle girl has both lower and upper eye between two thorns…

…(except he didn’t say thorns)…

…you promised me a rose garden…

…but you didn’t tell me about all the pricks in it…

…oh…

…just look for yourself…

The second hand in motion has a majestic sweep.

Ms. Tater Digger Paper Dolls. Aka Mr. Potato Head.

OK Men, myself included. Did you notice the boob arrangement before you noticed the eyes?

Please address the titlists golf ball by it’s title.

Interesting gene pool.

(That’s a line from a movie, but I’m so lame I can’t think of the movie or the character whose line it was. He was insulting a family of ruffians, as I recall it.)

Some have them, some don’t, some have less, and some have more….

Eye see what you did there booby!

Conjoined quads’ interview for the Rockettes, to the toon of “We are Siamese if you please” …!

( or if you don’t )

Fraternal conjoined quads.

digital or analog cognitive distortion?

As Oscar Wilde observed, it is important to be ernst. In surrealism, it is important to be ernst to the max. Kudos to TB for her claim to the lame.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I came to Burrit Teresa, not to praise her.

Lord, have mercy! What kind of mutant show is this?

So confusing!

“Eye up here, Buster!” Triboobs.

No; no eyes! Uniboob.

Triclops! Boobs unilateral.

“Eye down here, Buster!” Boobheaded.

What’s a poor, lame guy to do? What is socially acceptable when so confronted?

Booblehead chicken stomp.