Phil Hands for April 25, 2023

Wouldn’t it be nice of it was just dead air instead continuing the lies.

None of them have his chutzpah, though.

They will be passing the shovel on a rotating basis.

I rather see faux news fold

They make as much sense as Tukkker.

Kari Lake will replace Tucker Carlson with Kellyanne Conway’s “alternative facts “./s

And Joe is taking a nap. Our nation is safe?

I’ve heard of “plausible deniability.” I suppose Fox is looking for “credible incredulity.”

Fox Lies

Robert Bowers, Payton Gendron, Patrick Crusius… all strong possibilities for Fox ‘personalities’

Shouldn’t that be MTG in the red shirt?

Sadly, plenty of goofballs out there clamoring for a spotlight…

Almost enough to make you want to go out and tan your balls for the sake of american masculinity

interesting that the Discord leaker’s numbers dont match the impression we were getting from most media…

The only anchor Fox needs is the Hypotoad.

Betcha missed the 4/23 cartoon. (Hardly any likes for it so far.)

Murdoch says the whole thing reflects Faux “high standards of journalism”. It certainly reflects their standards, but I wouldn’t use the word “high”.

The drawing of the guy on the left is an insult to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster :)

“Alien space lasers are lowering testosterone!”

You’d better get some quick, fella, before they raise it again and fly away with it. You seem to be in need.