Cooks used to botch my order all the time. I would request eggs over medium, then settled for ordering eggs where the whites aren’t runny. Finally found a solution, order the eggs poached, problem solved.
Never a challenge, just giving him/her an easier task to help hone the cooking skills that the cook possesses. Scrambled eggs and bacon are simple enough even for a novice. Tomorrow, maybe try a hamburger…..
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago
You are too much optimist, Brutus.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
maybe just cottage cheese today, then
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
She looks like a slimmed down Gladys…………
Ahuehuete about 1 year ago
Isn’t there a Wendy’s down the street?
Jeff0811 about 1 year ago
Cooks used to botch my order all the time. I would request eggs over medium, then settled for ordering eggs where the whites aren’t runny. Finally found a solution, order the eggs poached, problem solved.
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
Toast is pretty easy to burn.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bacon & toast with a Humpty.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Brutus: Hey, these scrambled eggs aren’t cooked!
Waitress: You didn’t ask for cooked scrambled eggs.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
Stopped at a Portuguese deli and they in fact botched a bacon and egg sandwich. After 2 bites, fed the rest to the birds.
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
While breakfast is pretty difficult to mess up, there are some diner cooks that succeed in doing just that.
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
How about a Pine Float – glass of water & a toothpick.
preacherman about 1 year ago
What an odd waitress. She must’ve got the job on her looks, not good sense.
Just-me about 1 year ago
Brutus, you might want to find another diner or brown bag it for a bit.
Chris about 1 year ago
I’ll accept that challenge… bring in the burnt grub! :D
ladykat about 1 year ago
Wanna bet, Brutus? It’s an easy dish to make, but even easier to screw up!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good choice Brutus…wrong restaurant!
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“No, he hasn’t been able to pick the lock on the back door yet…”
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Never a challenge, just giving him/her an easier task to help hone the cooking skills that the cook possesses. Scrambled eggs and bacon are simple enough even for a novice. Tomorrow, maybe try a hamburger…..
l3i7l about 1 year ago
“Here’s your order of blackened crispy bits.”
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
So this is the only diner in town?
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
Brutus seems a good choice for the cook to practice on.
sulanor about 1 year ago
Cracker Barrel can!
T... about 1 year ago
He’s not broken but on break, I can do that replies the waitress, and Brutus says, “Thank God for small favors”…
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sooo, ‘better safe than sorry’ leaves Brutus sorrier than ever!!!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
The new chef learned under Gladys and Flo Capp. Get the fire extinguisher ready.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 year ago
Or is it a dare?