Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 06, 2023

Oprah continues to give audience members free gifts. "You get a snake, and you…

“It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long.” (Anon)

Snakes are creepy

Snake envy.

He’s a bit rattled.

Whatever they’re doing scares me more than the snakes.

Bitin’ my tongue here . . .

He should be observant to the snake’s head position, it could be about to bite his …little buddy

Snake envy?

That’s what all the women say.

Where’s Samuel L. Jackson when we need him?

Sounds like a personal problem.

How can he tell with their clothes on?

They’re all there to give fangs to the Lord.

“…his snake is bigger than mine…”

That’s the pits!

Country roads, take me home. Oh how I miss those Sunday services

His snake is more poisonous than mine. I should always bring my own snake to Sunday Freewill Lutheran Church services.

Because he left less money in the collection plate..

Genetics.

I asked, “How big is the snake?” He replied, “Really big.” I asked, “How many feet?” He said, “No feet. It is a snake.”

That sounds like a personal problem.

A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones. Prov 14:30. And watch out for them fangs!