Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2023

good call

The safe answer is no answer.

The mirror is a coward. However, it is with some justification.

Somehow in my mind I heard an old 90s modem going bing bing bing shhshshhshshhsxxhxhxhxhxhx bong bong while seeing the mirror in the second panel!

Bad router.

It all depends on the size of the sample you are comparing. Is she the fairest one in the room, (if she is the only one in the room)? I’d say yes in that case.

Plead the 5th

404

It’s a poor reflection of the mirror’s quality.

Uhh… better not tell you, now.

Broom-Stick Bunny, WB, 1956, toward the end.

Sometimes, no answer is just the answer you want.

He blanched.

He must have driven into an area with no coverage.

Anyone tried using that line when the missus asked “does this dress make me look fat?”

The mirror you have consulted is no longer in service. Please try a mirror at another location.

Every morning he goes through this.

The stigma of 7 years of bad luck is holding her gut reaction in abeyance.

I don’t blame the mirror.

That bald guy in the mirror is the fairest of them all?? I don’t know, his face could look like he’s a mean bald wrestler instead of a kind fair man.

Blanch looks charming today. “ You Do Blanch”. Yip yip yip yip yip

Breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck!!

That explains why I’m getting so much buffering.

Lie mirror, lie.

An astute mirror.

Smartmirror

I have found that people who look in mirrors frequently is merely a reflection of their insecurities.

Now they’re saying it never was “Mirror, Mirror on the wall” but “Magic mirror on the wall”

chicken

We’ll just see about that, wait till the Wiz gets home, he’ll check your connection awright…

Smart mirror.

404

Afterwards, the White House Press Secretary comes in view on the mirror…

Must have had a data overload….

My paper dropped this and then added it back when all papers owned by the company did and now has dropped it again.

The funny thing is at least one paper had Luann with Wizard of Id as the title.