Mike Luckovich for April 05, 2023

Yes, Trump’s own chickens (not the ones from KFC) are indeed coming home to roost. Trump laid the egg, and now he has to live with what he hatched.

Republicans are trying to frame this as politically motivated, but in reality the opposite is true. If these acts had been committed by anyone else not named “Trump,” they would have been charged, tried and convicted years ago. Trump’s prominence has, if anything, led to delay after delay after delay and the whole process will be dragged out in a way that no other defendant would be able to do. Trump is not being prosecuted for political reasons; he is using political pressure to his advantage.

Likely the only reason he announced his candidacy so early was so that he could say that long-expected criminal actions are politically motivated against a rival political candidate.

Of course, emails and texts uncovered during the discovery process in the Dominion lawsuit have made clear that Faux “News” reporters all know the truth about Donald Trump and what they say when they are not on the air and in private emails and texts is completely opposite the lies they knowingly and deliberately spew on the air because they are afraid of offending their gullible viewers.

Stormy weather ahead predicted for New York City.

He’s always been the rooster, not the roost. He has no idea how to cope.

Next, they will relieve themselves on him. It works for me.

And leave us not forget the pending Indictments in Georgia and elsewhere.

Manhattan Easter parade.

Next panel: Then came the diarrhea

The Bragg chickens may make someone a nice diner if they were place there without a strong case. Make no mistake, I think Trump has far too many troubling chickens to be president again, but I think the Bragg case will do Trump more good than harm for winning the nomination. If he cannot be destroyed, he still has my vote over any liberal and you are not going to run Manchin.

He aint in jail yet, let’s not count our chickens before they hatch.

D rump was hoping for KFC but got roosting chickens instead. He’s going to do what he always does with legal matters. Try and avoid a trial for as many years as he can regardless of how many indictments come his way. His lawyers will try to appeal every ruling possible, as far as they can, up to the SCOTUS if they decide to take it. Delay, delay, delay. D rump is counting on being long gone before anything goes to trial, if he can get away with it. After that his family and D Dump corp will have to deal with it. His goal, always, is to save himself and let others take the fall. The only person that matters to D dump is himself. Screw everybody else.

It’s about danged time!!

Thirty-Four bottles of beer on the wall -

Thirty-Four bottles of beer!

Take one down and pass it around,

Don’t worry – there’s more on the way!

Perhaps we will discover they are all O’Doul’s beers with no real bite. More serious stuff may be in the pipeline, but I believe the first 34 are all near beer. I do not think anyone with a complex business empire or over 40 years in politics should be eligible for the WH because they are probably already accomplished criminals by then.

From what I’ve been reading, this all has more to do with tax laws and regulations than it does with hush money. Remember, it was tax illegalities that finally took down Al Capone, who did go to prison over it.

I just left a cartoon about the price of eggs and now I know why.

Ignorance when it is voluntary is criminal and he may be properly charged with evil who refused to learn how he might prevent it.

Samuel Johnson

I’m jus’ waitin’ fer them chickens ta do what they do best while roostin’!

The only thing missing is the chicken poop that would inevitably be there. Or maybe it’s professional courtesy not to poop on what’s already a pile of chickensh!t.

Fox guarding the hen house?

Great artwork Mike; very funny — LOLOL

Some days you’re the rooster, some days you’re the roostee!

Somebody feed those birds some ex-lax.