Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 24, 2023

Too much “Chinatown” food.

We fear for the door frame

Why do women always ask that when they already know the answer?

Did you order the code red?

And he’s not gonna lie and tell you they make you look skinny.

The truth is out there.

I wonder if Kim Kardashian ever asked that question.

Do you really really really want to know? … Really?

Touche Mike!

Wouldn’t surprise me if this is Jack’s last movie.

Followed by a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Sweatpants always make you look a bit fat, but they are sooo comfy they’re worth it!

Jack is like Leo Di Crapio. When they get to be 26 he dumps them.

Last words he ever spoke..

What do you mean look fat? That would imply that there’s some sort of illusion. :)

The correct answer is always “no.” Even if she does look fat, it’s not the pants’ fault.

A stupid question as phrased.. Better to ask, “do these (whatever) look good on me?”, if you want an honest response……

If you hafta ask, you can’t afford the answer!

The correct answer to that question is no it’s not the sweat pants, it’s you fat body that makes you look fat, but I don’t recommend saying that.

Finally an appropriate reply.

Apparently large behinds are in now, so I have no idea how to answer this politely.