Herman by Jim Unger for April 01, 2023

You’re no spring chicken.

Bicentennial Woman?

One time I had $21.

Well bless her heart.

And she was already sold.

That was your daughter…

Her business name is Aunty Que. She imports newly-made antiques from all over the world. It’s big business, making new old things.

Does she sell Early-Attic?

ba dum tss

As it should be…….

I was looking for something from the Victorian age, but had to settle for Modern Sterile

And yet, he asked for her number…

This cartoon really made me laugh!

“…until I came in.”

We buy used furniture and sell antiques.

What price was she asking…

It depends on what they are on the bicentennial of. If they are from the Bicentennial of the signing of the Declaration of independence, in 1976, they would be 47 years old.