Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2023

Well, wiz him up a dragon bed, Wiz.

He should check out Andy Capp.

You could turn yourself into a dragon and see what it’d be like to lie down in that position.

He’ll have an “inflamed” throat in the morning

We had a Great Peranees who liked to sleep on the chihuahua’s bed.

You don’t have a long neck to hold up, Wiz.

I guess pets are all alike.

Wait until he sleeps on your computer keyboard.

Try pulling on his tail. It might shrink his neck down some if his tail lengthens a bit.

Hey, whatever works.

I didn’t know dragons were so like cats when sleeping.

Be grateful that he didn’t try to crawl into your lap.

Nah! Henry won it by a neck…….

I’m hoping Henry doesn’t wake up with a crick in his neck!

Wiz needs a longer easy chair. Either that or Henry needs to sleep on the sofa.

He must wake up with some real dragon breath.

Well, that takes care of your armchair, Wiz!

He gonna wake up with a wave in his neck

Does that explain why dragons are extinct? Bad sleeping position?

A lot of kinks in that neck to iron out. Yip yip yip yip yip

It appears that green drapes are coming back in fashion.

Wizard …….. can’t you zap a nice couch under Henry ….. don’t want him to wake up cranky …… :)

If you made that many direction changes in your body length, you’d be hurting BIG TIME.

Lazy spineless ne’er do well dragon…

Dragon is really draging…

And I thought cats were able sleep in strange positions.

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I’m sure he would love a comfy pillow for his head.

Must be part cat.

If Henry is here, who’s guarding his hoard of gold?