Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 15, 2023

Andy is a legend in his own mind…maybe tell her a drink a day will keep Andy away’

He left himself open for that!

Not just young people call that a no-brainer.

Andy needs to take up math again (or physics, or …. something)

Oh yea of little or no brain; at least your safe from the zombees

In more ways than one.

How will Andy now keep a breast of the what’s going on?

OK, next time ask for the drink and promise not to bother her the rest of the night.

Curses, foiled by logic. Or beauty and brains.

She looks like Pebbles Flintstone, all grown up!

Andy has her set up perfectly. Next comes “Tell you what, Pet, if you buy me two drinks I won’t bother you at all”. Dilly! Dilly!

Andy better beware the Ides of March!

As if Andy needed another way to cadge free drinks.

One big chest on that one!!!

Andy stumped again!

Lip enhancement?

Andy: “OK, I lied, now I’m gonna stay here and tell my life story”.

If Andy has reached the point where he has to rely on his animal magnetism to get women to buy him drinks, it’s likely he on the verge of a very long period of sobriety.

Andy is just too hydrated to avoid that put-down.

Nice try, Andy, but it’s the men who buy the ladies a drink.

Very smart lady. Maybe Andy would have better luck if he said he’d talk to her if she DIDN’T Buy him a drink.

Don’t have to be “young” to figure that out.

Us do?

Flo is “Pet”. How dare he?