Also: Oysters make pearls themselves – and as a gem, the pearl is good enough (as jewelry) to satisfy them. [Kidney stones are not enough to satisfy humans as jewelry.]
How do you know they don’t? Have you ever seen an oyster dressed up to go to the opera?
And we get a little chemistry course to boot…
In Victorian times people made jewelry and art out of the hair of the decreased. Ewwww
Clever, cute, and just a light touch of snark on the side.
improbable + improbable does not = probable.
Humans make jewelry to feel beautiful. Oysters are satisfied the way they are.
Have yet to find an oyster with sufficient dexterity to carve kidney stones.
Silly squared!
Like doesn’t dissolve like on GoComics. The likes accumulate. Just look at the heart to the right of the strip.
It’s kind of funny how wearing parts of animals is considered either fashionable or barbaric, depending on what parts you wear.
I use the same logic when talking to four-year-olds, and they’re always satisfied.
Have you ever seen an Asian with a tattoo spelled in English on their arm?
July 31, 2013
Doug K about 1 year ago
Also: Oysters make pearls themselves – and as a gem, the pearl is good enough (as jewelry) to satisfy them. [Kidney stones are not enough to satisfy humans as jewelry.]
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 1 year ago
How do you know they don’t? Have you ever seen an oyster dressed up to go to the opera?
cervelo about 1 year ago
And we get a little chemistry course to boot…
cathluk about 1 year ago
In Victorian times people made jewelry and art out of the hair of the decreased. Ewwww
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Clever, cute, and just a light touch of snark on the side.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
improbable + improbable does not = probable.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Humans make jewelry to feel beautiful. Oysters are satisfied the way they are.
rshive about 1 year ago
Have yet to find an oyster with sufficient dexterity to carve kidney stones.
jconnors3954 about 1 year ago
Silly squared!
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
Like doesn’t dissolve like on GoComics. The likes accumulate. Just look at the heart to the right of the strip.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 year ago
It’s kind of funny how wearing parts of animals is considered either fashionable or barbaric, depending on what parts you wear.
blah_duh about 1 year ago
I use the same logic when talking to four-year-olds, and they’re always satisfied.
Lambutts about 1 year ago
Have you ever seen an Asian with a tattoo spelled in English on their arm?