Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 07, 2023

Who could ask for anything more?

You haven’t got the bill yet.

Shocking Recovery!

Fred Astaire’s last tango in Paris, just before the music died.

He looks like the frog in that WB cartoon…

it looks like a narrow complex tachycardia with no P waves.

“Who could ask for anything more?”

Then the doctor comes in and tells him the machine is lying and that it’s all A-Fib.

He’s always done things on impulse.

Sinus Rhythm? Learn something new every day…

My sinuses have gone into Spring Rhythm. Drip Drip Drippty Drip……….

That’s a way to irritate the nurse when having an EKG.

The EKG looks more like V-tach.

He’s singing ‘n’ deranged.

They’re still gonna give him a bypass.

If he put on shoes, he could do a short run of V-tap.